The Dog Is Dressed Just Like Me

A Naked Dog For A Naked Lady.

If A Thing Is Worth Doing, It Is Worth Doing Slowly ... Very Slowly.

You Don't Have To Be Naked To Look Naked. You Just Have To Think Naked.

I Have Everything I Had Twenty Years Ago, Only It's All A Little Bit Lower.

It's Not What You Do. It's The Way You Do It-stripping, Or Writing, Or Talking . . . Or Just Breathing. Do It With An Air, And Never Admit You're Scared.