Anything Worth Doing Well Is Worth Doing

I Have Everything I Had Twenty Years Ago, Only It's All A Little Bit Lower.

I'm Probably The Highest Paid Outdoor Entertainer Since Cleopatra.

She's Descended From A Long Line Her Mother Listened To.

The Dog Is Dressed Just Like Me At The Climax Of My Act.

You Don't Have To Be Naked To Look Naked. You Just Have To Think Naked.