A Naked Dog For A Naked Lady.

God Is Love, But Get It In Writing.

I'm Probably The Highest Paid Outdoor Entertainer Since Cleopatra.

God Will Protect Us, But To Make Sure, Carry A Heavy Club

I've Got Everything I Had 20 Years Ago, Except Now It's All Lower.

I Have Everything I Had Twenty Years Ago, Only It's All A Little Bit Lower.