A Naked Dog For A Naked Lady.

It's Not What You Do. It's The Way You Do It-stripping, Or Writing, Or Talking . . . Or Just Breathing. Do It With An Air, And Never Admit You're Scared.

God Is Love, But Get It In Writing.

I Have Everything I Had Twenty Years Ago, Only It's All A Little Bit Lower.

I'm Probably The Highest Paid Outdoor Entertainer Since Cleopatra.

Men Aren’t Attracted To Me By My Mind. They’re Attracted By What I Don’t Mind.