A Naked Dog For A Naked Lady.

I'm Probably The Highest Paid Outdoor Entertainer Since Cleopatra.

She's Descended From A Long Line Her Mother Listened To.

You Don't Have To Be Naked To Look Naked. You Just Have To Think Naked.

I Used To Come Home At Night Full Of Inspiration, And Sit Up With A Bottle Of Scotch. As I Wrote, The Words Seemed Wonderful, Just Too Wonderful To Be Coming From Me. Next Morning I Always Found They Were Terrible And I Could Never Use Anything I Wrote.

The Dog Is Dressed Just Like Me At The Climax Of My Act.