I'm Probably The Highest Paid Outdoor Entertainer

It's Not What You Do. It's The Way You Do It-stripping, Or Writing, Or Talking . . . Or Just Breathing. Do It With An Air, And Never Admit You're Scared.

God Will Protect Us, But To Make Sure, Carry A Heavy Club

I Have Everything I Had Twenty Years Ago, Only It's All A Little Bit Lower.

I'm Probably The Highest Paid Outdoor Entertainer Since Cleopatra.

I've Got Everything I Had 20 Years Ago, Except Now It's All Lower.