You Want To Look Younger... Rent Smaller

I Don't Know How You Feel About Old Age... But In My Case I Didn't Even See It Coming. It Hit Me From The Rear.

Everybody Knows How Much Time Fang Spends In Bed. A Local Store That Gives A 30 Days' Trial On Mattresses Gives Fang Only 15 Days.

It Took Me Three Weeks To Stuff The Turkey. I Stuffed It Through The Beak.

Have The Man At The Station Put The Air In The Tires. I Did It Once Myself. Have You Ever Seen A Car With A Limp?

Any Time Three New Yorkers Get Into A Cab Without An Argument, A Bank Has Just Been Robbed.