The British Like Any Kind Of Music

Brass Bands Are All Very Well In Their Place - Outdoors And Several Miles Away.

The Sound Of A Harpsichord - Two Skeletons Copulating On A Tin Roof In A Thunderstorm.

A Musicologist Is A Man Who Can Read Music But Cannot Hear It.

The Sound Of The Harpsichord Resembles That Of A Bird-cage Played With Toasting-forks.

I Have Just Been All Round The World And Have Formed A Very Poor Opinion Of It.