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I Love Martin Scorsese, But There's Another Indication Of What The Oscars Are All About. They've Ignored Martin Scorsese For Going On 35 Years Now, And I Wouldn't Be Surprised If They Passed Him Over Again. He'll Get One Of The Oscars They Give You At The End Of Your Life Because They Feel Guilty For Never Giving You An Oscar.

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