As I've Said Many Times, The Single

It's Not A Crime To Get Drunk.

If You Hate What You're Seeing, You Call It Sex And Violence. If You Like It, You Call It "romance And Adventure."

In Some European Theaters, It's Still Not Uncommon To Have A Late Start And Three Long Intermissions, Because People Actually Eat And Drink And Converse During The Intermissions.

The Fifties Were When People Started Coming Down On "juvenile Delinquents," "hoodlums," "vandals"--anybody That Was Young, Wore A Motorcycle Jacket, And Didn't Act Polite Around Older People.

They'll Give You An Oscar If They Think You're About To Drop Dead. The Problem With The Oscars Is, The Average Age Of The Academy Is 84. They Wheel Those People In From Palm Springs And Hook Up Their Ivs And They Vote. The People That Go To Movies Are Under The Age Of 28, For The Most Part, So There's This Total Disconnect Between What The Academy Thinks Is A Great Movie And What The Audience Actually Wants To See.