I Am A Male Chauvinist. Who's Been

You're Not A Real Texan Till You've Been Kicked Out Of Every Decent State In America.

Almost Every Venerable Tradition At A Men's Club Starts Out As A Joke.

A Universal Draft Is Most Often The Instrument Of Third World Dictators.

I Am A Male Chauvinist. Who's Been Saying Otherwise?

If You Hate What You're Seeing, You Call It Sex And Violence. If You Like It, You Call It "romance And Adventure."