I Am A Male Chauvinist. Who's Been

It's Not A Crime To Get Drunk.

I Love Martin Scorsese, But There's Another Indication Of What The Oscars Are All About. They've Ignored Martin Scorsese For Going On 35 Years Now, And I Wouldn't Be Surprised If They Passed Him Over Again. He'll Get One Of The Oscars They Give You At The End Of Your Life Because They Feel Guilty For Never Giving You An Oscar.

Almost Every Venerable Tradition At A Men's Club Starts Out As A Joke.

A Universal Draft Is Most Often The Instrument Of Third World Dictators.

The Best Ally You Can Have In Breaking Up A Street Fight Is A Grandmother.