I Made The Mistake Of Watching "a.i."

As I've Said Many Times, The Single Most Oppressed Class In America Right Now Is The Teenager.

A Universal Draft Is Most Often The Instrument Of Third World Dictators.

The Fifties Were When People Started Coming Down On "juvenile Delinquents," "hoodlums," "vandals"--anybody That Was Young, Wore A Motorcycle Jacket, And Didn't Act Polite Around Older People.

They'll Give You An Oscar If They Think You're About To Drop Dead. The Problem With The Oscars Is, The Average Age Of The Academy Is 84. They Wheel Those People In From Palm Springs And Hook Up Their Ivs And They Vote. The People That Go To Movies Are Under The Age Of 28, For The Most Part, So There's This Total Disconnect Between What The Academy Thinks Is A Great Movie And What The Audience Actually Wants To See.

In Some European Theaters, It's Still Not Uncommon To Have A Late Start And Three Long Intermissions, Because People Actually Eat And Drink And Converse During The Intermissions.