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Comedians Are Always Hitting The Topical Notes That Are On Everybody's Minds.

In America, You Assassinate President. In Soviet Russia, President Assassinate You!

We May Have Forgotten How To Feel. Nobody Is Teaching Us How To Live Happily Ever After, As We've Heard In Fairy Tales.

In Soviet Russia, Party Always Finds You!

I Was A Comedian In Russia, And I Worked On The Cruise Ships There. I Met A Lot Of Americans, And They Were Laughing Even Though I Didn't Speak Their Language.