Thar's Only Two Possibilities: Thar Is Life

Man Tries To Swallow Meaning Whole As A Dog Would Eat His Dinner.

God Is Not Dead-he Is Merely Unemployed.

Having Lost Sight Of Our Objectives, We Redoubled Our Efforts.

There Is No Need To Sally Forth, For It Remains True That Those Things Which Make Us Human Are, Curiously Enough, Always Close At Hand. Resolve, Then, That On This Very Ground, With Small Flags Waving And Tiny Blasts On Tiny Trumpets, We Shall Meet The Enemy, And Not Only May He Be Ours, He May Be Us.

Many Years Ago In A Period Commonly Know As Next Friday Afternoon, There Lived A King Who Was Very Gloomy On Tuesday Mornings Because He Was So Sad Thinking About How Unhappy He Had Been On Monday And How Completely Mournful He Would Be On Wednesday.