Now Is The Time For All Good

If You Wants To Get Elected President, You'se Got To Think Up Some Memoraboble Homily So's School Kids Can Be Pestered Into Memorizin' It, Even If They Don't Know What It Means.

Some Is More Equal Than Others, As Is Well Known. (tammananny Tiger)

Thank Goodness Modern Convenience Is A Thing Of The Remote Future.

Having Lost Sight Of Our Objectives, We Redoubled Our Efforts.

Many Years Ago In A Period Commonly Know As Next Friday Afternoon, There Lived A King Who Was Very Gloomy On Tuesday Mornings Because He Was So Sad Thinking About How Unhappy He Had Been On Monday And How Completely Mournful He Would Be On Wednesday.