A Lump In The Throat Is Worth

We Have Met The Enemy And He Is Us.

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Women Aren't As Mere As They Used To Be.

Many Years Ago In A Period Commonly Know As Next Friday Afternoon, There Lived A King Who Was Very Gloomy On Tuesday Mornings Because He Was So Sad Thinking About How Unhappy He Had Been On Monday And How Completely Mournful He Would Be On Wednesday.

Looking Back On Things, The View Always Improves.