God Is Not Dead-he Is Merely Unemployed.

Flattery Looks Like Friendship, Just Like A Wolf Looks Like A Dog. Food For Thought Is No Substitute For The Real Thing.

A Lump In The Throat Is Worth Two On The Head.

A Parade Is The Worst Form Of Transportation Known To Man.

Food For Thought Is No Substitute For The Real Thing.

Many Years Ago In A Period Commonly Know As Next Friday Afternoon, There Lived A King Who Was Very Gloomy On Tuesday Mornings Because He Was So Sad Thinking About How Unhappy He Had Been On Monday And How Completely Mournful He Would Be On Wednesday.