Many Years Ago In A Period Commonly

Many Years Ago In A Period Commonly Know As Next Friday Afternoon, There Lived A King Who Was Very Gloomy On Tuesday Mornings Because He Was So Sad Thinking About How Unhappy He Had Been On Monday And How Completely Mournful He Would Be On Wednesday.

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What's Good About March? Well, For One Thing, It Keeps February And April Apart.

Flattery Looks Like Friendship, Just Like A Wolf Looks Like A Dog. Food For Thought Is No Substitute For The Real Thing.

Traces Of Nobility, Gentleness And Courage Persist In All People, Do What We Will To Stamp Out The Trend. So, Too, Do Those Characteristics Which Are Ugly. It Is Just Unfortunate That In The Clumsy Hands Of A Cartoonist All Traits Become Ridiculous, Leading To A Certain Amount Of Self-conscious Expostulation And The Desire To Join Battle.