When We Become Negative And Ungrateful, It

Thar's Only Two Possibilities: Thar Is Life Out There In The Universe Which Is Smarter Than We Are, Or We're The Most Intelligent Life In The Universe. Either Way, It's A Mighty Sobering Thought. (porkypine)

Eventually Every Man Gotta Face The Problem Of Tryin' To Figger If It's Worthwhile To Prove That He Is Himself.

If You Wants To Get Elected President, You'se Got To Think Up Some Memoraboble Homily So's School Kids Can Be Pestered Into Memorizin' It, Even If They Don't Know What It Means.

A Lump In The Throat Is Worth Two On The Head.

If I Could Only Write, I'd Write A Nasty Letter To The Mayor, If He Could Only Read.