Television Is A Device That Permits People

The Average Vice-president Is A Form Of Executive Fungus That Attaches Itself To A Desk. On A Boat This Growth Would Be Called A Barnacle.

He Dreamed He Was Eating Shredded Wheat And Woke Up To Find The Mattress Half Gone.

Television Is A Triumph Of Equipment Over People.

Washington Is No Place For A Good Actor. The Competition From Bad Actors Is Too Great.

We Are Living In The Machine Age. For The First Time In History The Comedian Has Been Compelled To Supply Himself With Jokes And Comedy Material To Compete With The Machine. Whether He Knows It Or Not, The Comedian Is On A Treadmill To Oblivion.