Take Less Time To Read The Scorecard

The First Time I Played The Masters, I Was So Nervous I Drank A Bottle Of Rum Before I Teed Off. I Shot The Happiest 83 Of My Life.

After All These Years, It's Still Embarrassing For Me To Play On The American Golf Tour. Like The Time I Asked My Caddie For A Sand Wedge And He Came Back Ten Minutes Later With A Ham On Rye.

Red Meat Is Not Bad For You. Now Blue-green Meat, That's Bad For You!

When You're Having Trouble And Topping The Ball, It Means The Ground Is Moving On You.

I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.