Stuffing Is Evil. Stuffing Adds Mass, So

In The End, All Journeys Are Spiritual. So Go Off The Main Road. Be Givers Of Hospitality And Gracious Takers Of It Too. Accept The Serendipitous Moments Of Life Because, When All Is Said And Done, You May Find Out That They Were Not Serendipitous At All. And Know That Faith Is As Real As Bread Broken Among Friends. What You Believe Will Take You Far On Your Journey. If You Search Carefully, You Will Find Good Food All Along The Way.

I Had Kicked Around The Idea For Good Eats When I Was Directing Commercials.

If You Really Love Stuffing, Wait Until The Turkey Comes Out Of The Oven, Add Some Of The Pan Drippings To The Stuffing, And Bake It In A Dish. That's Called Dressing, And That's Not Evil - Stuffing Is, Though.

Basting Is Evil. Basting Does Nothing For The Meat. Why? Skin. Skin Is Designed To Keep Stuff Out Of The Bird, So Basting Just Lets Heat Out Of The Oven. That Means The Turkey Will Take Longer To Cook... So Don't Touch That Door!

When You're Touring, You're Constantly In Motion.