Straight People Say, 'you Know You're Just

I Was A Bad Boy As A Child.

I Used To Steal A Lot. But I Don't Do That Anymore, Because I Believe In Karma.

The Internet Is A Great Place To Find Unconventional Comedy That You Can't Find Anywhere Else.

Before I Was Known, I Would Go On Stage And Pretend I Was Other People. Once I Pretended I Was Mentally Handicapped. It Was Really Wrong. One Time I Was A Bad Magician. And One Time I Pretended I Was A Christian Comic.

When I Was A Kid, I Was Afraid Of Other Kids.