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He Very Nearly Stole A Scene In My Movie, And I Didn't Call Him On It Because I Was Just Like, Hey, I Saw Some Stuff On Superdeluxe And How Many Different Films Do You Have On There? And He Goes, This One, This One, Comedy By Numbers And This One And One Called 'bob Pitches A Movie.' And I'm Like, Oh! And Then I Was Thinking He Would Say, Which Is Very Similar To The One To The One I Did In Your Movie, But He Never Did. I Just Let It Go. I Don't Care.

It's Pretty Hard To Offend Me. I Actually Think People Are A Little Too Easily Offended.

I Definitely Know That I Play The Part, However Big Or Small, In The Deaths Of At Least Two People, Chris Farley And Phil Hartmann.

People Love To Hate. I Have A Love-hate Relationship With The World. The World Loves To Hate Me.

When I Was A Kid, I Was Afraid Of Other Kids.