I Grew Up Presbyterian, Just A Basic

I Know Its Corny, But Laughter Is A Two-way Gift, And Hearing People Laugh Just Warms Me Through And Through.

I Used To Steal A Lot. But I Don't Do That Anymore, Because I Believe In Karma.

It's Kind Of Hard To Believe That People Love Me.

Guilt Is A Weird Thing To Me. I Don't Have A Lot Of It.

Yes, I Direct Commercials As Well. I Get These Really Weird Offers And Then I Have To Bid On Them And Win The Job. One Offer That I Have Now, And I've Already Done This Last Year For The Same Company, Is For Cash Value Cheese, This Cheese Out In The Midwest. I Did Two Spots For Them Last Year And I'm Going To Probably Do Three This Year. I Also Did Some For The Utah Transit Authority, Which Was Weird And Interesting And They Turned Out Really Funny - They Actually Won An Award.