My Parents Just Neglected Me, I Wasn't

I Used To Steal A Lot. But I Don't Do That Anymore, Because I Believe In Karma.

I Grew Up Presbyterian, Just A Basic Protestant Upbringing. There Were Years In My Life When I Would Go To Church Every Sunday And To Sunday School. Then I Just Phased Out Of It.

I Guess I'm Odd-looking. I'm Skinny. But I'm Not Only Skinny - I'm Oddly Shaped.

I Had No Blood Relatives Till I Made Some.

I Know Its Corny, But Laughter Is A Two-way Gift, And Hearing People Laugh Just Warms Me Through And Through.