I Know Its Corny, But Laughter Is

Before I Was Known, I Would Go On Stage And Pretend I Was Other People. Once I Pretended I Was Mentally Handicapped. It Was Really Wrong. One Time I Was A Bad Magician. And One Time I Pretended I Was A Christian Comic.

The Internet Is A Great Place To Find Unconventional Comedy That You Can't Find Anywhere Else.

It's Kind Of Hard To Believe That People Love Me.

I Know Its Corny, But Laughter Is A Two-way Gift, And Hearing People Laugh Just Warms Me Through And Through.

I Had No Blood Relatives Till I Made Some.