I Believed In God My Whole Life.

Before I Was Known, I Would Go On Stage And Pretend I Was Other People. Once I Pretended I Was Mentally Handicapped. It Was Really Wrong. One Time I Was A Bad Magician. And One Time I Pretended I Was A Christian Comic.

I Have A Very Dark Sense Of Humor.

Straight People Say, 'you Know You're Just Gay,' And Gay People Say, 'you Know You're Just Gay.' There Is Such A Thing As Bisexual!

I Know What You Wanted To Say, Do You Think That Electrocution Rewired Your Brain To Make You The Retard That You Are? You Can Say It, Lady.

It's Pretty Hard To Offend Me. I Actually Think People Are A Little Too Easily Offended.