It's Kind Of Hard To Believe That

He Very Nearly Stole A Scene In My Movie, And I Didn't Call Him On It Because I Was Just Like, Hey, I Saw Some Stuff On Superdeluxe And How Many Different Films Do You Have On There? And He Goes, This One, This One, Comedy By Numbers And This One And One Called 'bob Pitches A Movie.' And I'm Like, Oh! And Then I Was Thinking He Would Say, Which Is Very Similar To The One To The One I Did In Your Movie, But He Never Did. I Just Let It Go. I Don't Care.

You Cannot Be This Successful Without Having God On Your Side.

I Guess I'm Odd-looking. I'm Skinny. But I'm Not Only Skinny - I'm Oddly Shaped.

I Used To Steal A Lot. But I Don't Do That Anymore, Because I Believe In Karma.

Before I Was Known, I Would Go On Stage And Pretend I Was Other People. Once I Pretended I Was Mentally Handicapped. It Was Really Wrong. One Time I Was A Bad Magician. And One Time I Pretended I Was A Christian Comic.