You Cannot Be This Successful Without Having

Guilt Is A Weird Thing To Me. I Don't Have A Lot Of It.

I Have A Very Dark Sense Of Humor.

People Love To Hate. I Have A Love-hate Relationship With The World. The World Loves To Hate Me.

I Went To Network On A Handful Of Pilots, And Going To Network Is The Most Stressful Situation Anybody Can Ever Be In. You're Supposed To Be On Point, You're Supposed To Be At The Top Of Your Game, The Funniest You Can Be, In About Five Minutes, In Front Of People Wearing Suits Who Really Don't Care, And They've Probably Already Picked Their Person, But They Have To See A Handful Just To Satisfy The Process. It's The Most Horrible, Horrible Process Known To Man. I Wouldn't Want Anybody To Go Through It.

I Never Really Worked With Chris Farley, I Hung Out With Him, But I Had Plans, I Had Big Plans, Movies, And I Was In No Hurry.