Guilt Is A Weird Thing To Me.

I Had No Blood Relatives Till I Made Some.

I Believed In God My Whole Life.

The Internet Is A Great Place To Find Unconventional Comedy That You Can't Find Anywhere Else.

I Used To Steal A Lot. But I Don't Do That Anymore, Because I Believe In Karma.

It's Pretty Hard To Offend Me. I Actually Think People Are A Little Too Easily Offended.