Guilt Is A Weird Thing To Me.

When I Was A Kid, I Was Afraid Of Other Kids.

My Parents Just Neglected Me, I Wasn't Abused Or Anything.

Straight People Say, 'you Know You're Just Gay,' And Gay People Say, 'you Know You're Just Gay.' There Is Such A Thing As Bisexual!

I Have A Spiritual Advisor I Call Up, When I Just Feel Lost. Lately, I've Been Talking To God. I Developed This Dialogue In Rehab, This Dialogue With God, And Every Day I Talk To God.

The Internet Is A Great Place To Find Unconventional Comedy That You Can't Find Anywhere Else.