I Guess I'm Odd-looking. I'm Skinny. But

Before I Was Known, I Would Go On Stage And Pretend I Was Other People. Once I Pretended I Was Mentally Handicapped. It Was Really Wrong. One Time I Was A Bad Magician. And One Time I Pretended I Was A Christian Comic.

I Have A Very Dark Sense Of Humor.

I Never Really Worked With Chris Farley, I Hung Out With Him, But I Had Plans, I Had Big Plans, Movies, And I Was In No Hurry.

It's Pretty Hard To Offend Me. I Actually Think People Are A Little Too Easily Offended.

I Was A Bad Boy As A Child.