I Guess I'm Odd-looking. I'm Skinny. But

It's Kind Of Hard To Believe That People Love Me.

I Grew Up Presbyterian, Just A Basic Protestant Upbringing. There Were Years In My Life When I Would Go To Church Every Sunday And To Sunday School. Then I Just Phased Out Of It.

Yes, I Direct Commercials As Well. I Get These Really Weird Offers And Then I Have To Bid On Them And Win The Job. One Offer That I Have Now, And I've Already Done This Last Year For The Same Company, Is For Cash Value Cheese, This Cheese Out In The Midwest. I Did Two Spots For Them Last Year And I'm Going To Probably Do Three This Year. I Also Did Some For The Utah Transit Authority, Which Was Weird And Interesting And They Turned Out Really Funny - They Actually Won An Award.

Straight People Say, 'you Know You're Just Gay,' And Gay People Say, 'you Know You're Just Gay.' There Is Such A Thing As Bisexual!

I Used To Steal A Lot. But I Don't Do That Anymore, Because I Believe In Karma.