I Guess I'm Odd-looking. I'm Skinny. But

People Love To Hate. I Have A Love-hate Relationship With The World. The World Loves To Hate Me.

I Know Its Corny, But Laughter Is A Two-way Gift, And Hearing People Laugh Just Warms Me Through And Through.

The Internet Is A Great Place To Find Unconventional Comedy That You Can't Find Anywhere Else.

I Have A Very Dark Sense Of Humor.

I Believed In God My Whole Life.