I Have A Very Dark Sense Of

Straight People Say, 'you Know You're Just Gay,' And Gay People Say, 'you Know You're Just Gay.' There Is Such A Thing As Bisexual!

The Internet Is A Great Place To Find Unconventional Comedy That You Can't Find Anywhere Else.

There Are Atheists And Christians, And There Are People In Both Groups Who Are A Little Too Heavy-handed.

He Very Nearly Stole A Scene In My Movie, And I Didn't Call Him On It Because I Was Just Like, Hey, I Saw Some Stuff On Superdeluxe And How Many Different Films Do You Have On There? And He Goes, This One, This One, Comedy By Numbers And This One And One Called 'bob Pitches A Movie.' And I'm Like, Oh! And Then I Was Thinking He Would Say, Which Is Very Similar To The One To The One I Did In Your Movie, But He Never Did. I Just Let It Go. I Don't Care.

When I Was A Kid, I Was Afraid Of Other Kids.