I Have A Very Dark Sense Of

I Don't Like The Word Power, Because I Don't Really Care About Power. No, That's Not What It Is. I Like That I Make People Feel Good. I Like That I Take Them Out Of Their Mundane, Boring Slumber. And I Wake Them Up, And They Have Fun.

I Have A Spiritual Advisor I Call Up, When I Just Feel Lost. Lately, I've Been Talking To God. I Developed This Dialogue In Rehab, This Dialogue With God, And Every Day I Talk To God.

When I Was A Kid, I Was Afraid Of Other Kids.

The Internet Is A Great Place To Find Unconventional Comedy That You Can't Find Anywhere Else.

You Cannot Be This Successful Without Having God On Your Side.