I Have A Very Dark Sense Of

It's Pretty Hard To Offend Me. I Actually Think People Are A Little Too Easily Offended.

I Never Really Worked With Chris Farley, I Hung Out With Him, But I Had Plans, I Had Big Plans, Movies, And I Was In No Hurry.

I Went To Network On A Handful Of Pilots, And Going To Network Is The Most Stressful Situation Anybody Can Ever Be In. You're Supposed To Be On Point, You're Supposed To Be At The Top Of Your Game, The Funniest You Can Be, In About Five Minutes, In Front Of People Wearing Suits Who Really Don't Care, And They've Probably Already Picked Their Person, But They Have To See A Handful Just To Satisfy The Process. It's The Most Horrible, Horrible Process Known To Man. I Wouldn't Want Anybody To Go Through It.

I Was A Bad Boy As A Child.

There Are Atheists And Christians, And There Are People In Both Groups Who Are A Little Too Heavy-handed.