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I'm Not Like A Performer Type.

So, I Travel A Lot. I Hate Traveling, Mostly 'cause My Dad Used To Beat Me With A Globe.

I Don't Watch Reality Tv.

I Don't Have A Girlfriend But Sometimes I Like To Pretend I Do. I Just Stand In My Apartment Screaming No, That's Not What I Said!

I Watch The Discovery Channel, And You Know What I've Discovered? I Need A Girlfriend.