Sometimes Even Lawyers Need Lawyers.

Yes, Sir. I'm A Real Southern Boy. I Got A Red Neck, White Socks, And Blue Ribbon Beer.

Paintings Are Like A Beer, Only Beer Tastes Good And It's Hard To Stop Drinking Beer.

I Refused To Conform To An Image That A Lot Of People Thought A President's Brother Should Adopt.

I Think I May Have Created A Monster With My - I Won't Say Act - But With My Redneck Pose.

I Always Said What I Thought And I Didn't Hold Anything Back.