Yes, I'm A Real Southern Boy.

I Do Not Deny I Brought Most Of My Notoriety On Myself, Nor Do I Apologize For It.

Sometimes Even Lawyers Need Lawyers.

Jimmy Used To Drink Liquor. Now He's Running For President And He Drinks Scotch, And I've Never Trusted A Scotch-drinker.

I Always Said What I Thought And I Didn't Hold Anything Back.

Paintings Are Like A Beer, Only Beer Tastes Good And It's Hard To Stop Drinking Beer.