Yes, I'm A Real Southern Boy.

I've Got A Sister Who Races Motorcycles And Another Sister Who's A Holy Roller Preacher.

I Found Out Water Can Be Drunk Straight.

The Press Made Me Something I Really Wasn't And I Tried To Live Up To What They Made Me.

Yes, Sir. I'm A Real Southern Boy. I Got A Red Neck, White Socks, And Blue Ribbon Beer.

Beer Is Not A Good Cocktail-party Drink, Especially In A Home Where You Don't Know Where The Bathroom Is.