Yes, I'm A Real Southern Boy.

Yes, Sir. I'm A Real Southern Boy. I Got A Red Neck, White Socks, And Blue Ribbon Beer.

My Mother Went Into The Peace Corps When She Was Sixty-eight.

My Mother Went Into The Peace Corps When She Was Sixtyeight. My One Sister Is A Motorcycle Freak, My Other Sister Is A Holy Roller Evangelist And My Brother Is Running For President. I’m The Only Sane One In The Family.

Jimmy Used To Drink Liquor. Now He's Running For President And He Drinks Scotch, And I've Never Trusted A Scotch-drinker.

I Refused To Conform To An Image That A Lot Of People Thought A President's Brother Should Adopt.