I Think I May Have Created A

Well, A Good Ole Boy Is Somebody That Rides Around In A Pick-up Truck - Which I Do - And Drinks Beer And Puts 'em In A Litter Bag. A Redneck's One That Rides Around In A Truck And Drinks Beer And Throws 'em Out The Window.

I'm Not The Carter Who'll Never Tell A Lie.

The Press Made Me Something I Really Wasn't And I Tried To Live Up To What They Made Me.

My Mother Went Into The Peace Corps When She Was Sixtyeight. My One Sister Is A Motorcycle Freak, My Other Sister Is A Holy Roller Evangelist And My Brother Is Running For President. I’m The Only Sane One In The Family.

Jimmy Used To Drink Liquor. Now He's Running For President And He Drinks Scotch, And I've Never Trusted A Scotch-drinker.