Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing

The Best Putting Advice I Ever Received Was Make Sure You Concentrate Real Hard On Keeping That Darn Ball Real Low

Golf Is A Thinking Man's Game. You Can Have All The Shots In The Bag, But If You Don't Know What To Do With Them, You've Got Troubles.

When You're Having Trouble And Topping The Ball, It Means The Ground Is Moving On You.

The Best Wood In Most Amateurs' Bags Is The Pencil.

The Sweetest Two Words Are 'next Time.' The Sourest Word Is 'if.'