I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.

I Don't Fear Death, But I Sure Don't Like Those Three-footers For Par.

Putting Isn't Golf, Greens Should Be Treated Almost The Same As Water Hazards: You Land On Them, Then Add Two Strokes To Your Score.

No One Has As Much Luck Around The Greens As One Who Practices A Lot.

A Golf Ball Is Like A Clock. Always Hit It At 6 O'clock And Make It Go Toward 12 O'clock. But Make Sure You're In The Same Time Zone.

The Sweetest Two Words Are 'next Time.' The Sourest Word Is 'if.'