I'm Playing Like Tarzan-and Scoring Like Jane.

I Read The Greens In Spanish, But I Putt In English.

Golf Is The Only Sport That A Professional Can Enjoy Playing With His Friends.

Golf Is A Thinking Man's Game. You Can Have All The Shots In The Bag, But If You Don't Know What To Do With Them, You've Got Troubles.

I'm Getting So Old, I Don't Even Buy Green Bananas Anymore.

Somebody Give Me A Banana. I'm Playing Like A Monkey, So I Might As Well Eat Like One.