Some Weasel Took The Cork Out Of

Fields' Reply: He'd Think I Was A Sissy.

Trust Everybody, But Cut The Cards Yourself.

It's Quite True I'm Not Drinking Anymore; However, I'm Not Drinking Any Less Either.

I Never Worry About Being Driven To Drink; I Just Worry About Being Driven Home.

It Is Well To Remember That There Are Five Reasons For Drinking: The Arrival Of A Friend, One's Present Or Future Thirst, The Excellence Of The Cognac, Or Any Other Reason