Slumps Don't Bother Me.

I Need To Give Affection And Love, Because Without That, I Wither. I Need To Give That Love To Someone. Without That, I'm Rudderless.

I Used To Sell Furniture For A Living. The Trouble Was, It Was My Own.

I've Just Had Some Bad News. Tomorrow Is The Mother In Law's Funeral. And She's Cancelled It.

My Wife Is A Sex Object - Every Time I Ask For Sex, She Objects.

Funny Thing How You First Meet The Woman That You Marry. I First Met The Wife In A Tunnel Of Love. She Was Digging It.