Slumps Don't Bother Me.

My Wife Is A Sex Object - Every Time I Ask For Sex, She Objects.

The Mother-in-law Is The Centre Of A Family.

My Mother-in-law's So Fat That When She Passes Her Handbag From Hand To Hand She Throws It.

I Can Always Tell When The Mother In Law's Coming To Stay; The Mice Throw Themselves On The Traps.

Everyone Has A Family Tree; The Dawsons Have One, It's A Weeping Willow.