He Had Ambitions, At One Time, To

My Mother-in-law's So Fat That When She Passes Her Handbag From Hand To Hand She Throws It.

Funny Thing How You First Meet The Woman That You Marry. I First Met The Wife In A Tunnel Of Love. She Was Digging It.

There Is A Remote Tribe That Worships The Number Zero. Is Nothing Sacred?

My Mother-in-law Has So Many Wrinkles, When She Smiles She Looks Like A Venetian Blind.

I Need To Give Affection And Love, Because Without That, I Wither. I Need To Give That Love To Someone. Without That, I'm Rudderless.