I've Just Had Some Bad News. Tomorrow

I've Just Had Some Bad News. Tomorrow Is The Mother In Law's Funeral. And She's Cancelled It.

There Is A Remote Tribe That Worships The Number Zero. Is Nothing Sacred?

Marriage Is An Institution And That's Where A Couple Finishes Up.

I'm Often Accused Of Saying Some Pretty Rotten Things About My Mother-in-law. But Quite Honestly, She's Only Got One Major Fault - It's Called Breathing.

I Need To Give Affection And Love, Because Without That, I Wither. I Need To Give That Love To Someone. Without That, I'm Rudderless.