My Mother-in-law's So Fat That When She

I'm The Most Unromantic Lump Of Northern Suet. Yes, A Woman Did Accost Me Once In South Shields, But She Had A Face Like Red Rum.

I Need To Give Affection And Love, Because Without That, I Wither. I Need To Give That Love To Someone. Without That, I'm Rudderless.

Slumps Don't Bother Me.

He Had Ambitions, At One Time, To Become A Sex Maniac, But He Failed His Practical.

I Can Always Tell When The Mother In Law's Coming To Stay; The Mice Throw Themselves On The Traps.