My Mother-in-law Has Come Round To Our

Mind You, I've Always Been Musical... Mother Used To Sit Me On Her Knee And I'd Whisper, 'mummy, Mummy, Sing Me A Lullaby Do,' And She'd Say: 'certainly My Angel, My Wee Bundle Of Happiness, Hold My Beer While I Fetch Me Banjo.'

The Mother-in-law Is The Centre Of A Family.

My Mother-in-law Has Come Round To Our House At Christmas Seven Years Running. This Year We're Having A Change. We're Going To Let Her In.

My Mother-in-law Had To Stop Skipping For Exercise. It Registered Seven On The Richter Scale.

He Had Ambitions, At One Time, To Become A Sex Maniac, But He Failed His Practical.