Sir, Are You Trying To Offer Me

The First Thing Which I Can Record Concerning Myself Is, That I Was Born. These Are Wonderful Words. This Life, To Which Neither Time Nor Eternity Can Bring Diminution - This Everlasting Living Soul, Began. My Mind Loses Itself In These Depths.

I Love My Cigar Too, But I Take It Out Of My Mouth Once In A While.

Was That You Or The Duck?

I Don’t Have A Photograph, But You Can Have My Footprints. They’re Upstairs In My Socks.

It Isn't Necessary To Have Relatives In Kansas City In Order To Be Unhappy.