Sir, Are You Trying To Offer Me

Well I Thought My Razor Was Dull Until I Heard His Speech, And That Reminds Me Of A Story That's So Dirty I'm Ashamed To Think Of It Myself.

Hey You! I Told You To Slow That Nag Down! Because Of You, I Almost Heard The Opera!

I Find Television Very Educating. Every Time Somebody Turns On The Set, I Go Into The Other Room And Read A Book.

It Isn't So Much That Hard Times Are Coming; The Change Observed Is Mostly Soft Times Going.

Die, My Dear? Why That's The Last Thing I'll Do!