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Whoever Named It Necking Was A Poor Judge Of Anatomy.

If The Garbage Man Calls, Tell Him We Don't Want Any.

Ice Water? Get Some Onions - That'll Make Your Eyes Water!

The Only Real Laughter Comes From Despair.