A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six

No One Is Completely Unhappy At The Failure Of His Best Friend.

I Remember The First Time I Had Sex - I Kept The Receipt.

A Woman Is An Occasional Pleasure But A Cigar Is Always A Smoke.

The Husband Who Wants A Happy Marriage Should Learn To Keep His Mouth Shut And His Checkbook Open.

I Was Born At A Very Early Age. Before I Had Time To Regret It, I Was Four And A Half Years Old.