A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six

I Don't Have Change I'd Have To Give You Nine More Books

There's A Man Outside With A Big Black Mustache. - Tell Him I've Got One.

Laugh And The World Laughs With You, Cry And You're Probably Watching The Wrong Channel.

I Didn't Like The Play, But Then I Saw It Under Adverse Conditions - The Curtain Was Up.

The Alps Are A Simple Folk, Living On A Diet Of Old Shoes. And The Lord Alps Those Who Alp Themselves.