A Woman Can Smell Mink Through Six

You Bet I'm Shy. I'm A Shyster Lawyer.

I Met My Wife On A Ferry Boat, And When We Landed She Gave Me The Slip

Do You Mind If I Don't Smoke?

If Income Tax Is The Price You Have To Pay To Keep The Government On Its Feet, Alimony Is The Price We Have To Pay For Sweeping A Woman Off Hers.

I Intend To Live Forever, Or Die Trying.