I Hope They Bury Me Near A

No One Is Completely Unhappy At The Failure Of His Best Friend.

Blood's Not Thicker Than Money.

I Married Your Mother Because I Wanted Children, Imagine My Disappointment When You Came Along.

Room Service? Send Up A Larger Room.

I'm Not Much Of A Correspondent. My Letters Are Not Only Uninteresting But Sparse. I'm Glad I Don?t Have To Write For A Living. It?s Arduous Work And The Money Is Very Uncertain. On Those Rare Occasions When I Wander Into A Bookstore It Amazes Me To See The Avalanche Of Literature And Semi-literature That Is Turned Out Weekly In This Country. The People Who Write These Things Are Either Desperate For Money Or Love Starved. Why Should Anyone On A Nice Balmy Day Lock Oneself In An Office And Hit A Typewriter For Hours On End. I Think One Of The Greatest Pleasures In The World Is Not Writing.