She Was So Fat That Her Bikini

Life Is Just A Bowl Of Pits.

I Worked In A Pet Store And People Would Ask How Big I Would Get.

I Come From A Stupid Family. My Uncle Heard That Most Deaths Occurs Within Ten Miles Of The House...so He Moved.

One Year They Asked Me To Be Poster Boy - For Birth Control.

I Went To Look For A Used Car And Found My Wife's Dress In The Back Seat.