Shaw's Plays Are The Price We Pay

The Worst Of Failure Of This Kind Is That It Spoils The Market For More Competent Performers.

Theatre Director: A Person Engaged By The Management To Conceal The Fact That The Players Cannot Act.

Your Englishman, Confronted By Something Abnormal Will Always Pretend That It Isn't There. If, However, You Force Him To Look Into It, He'll At Once Pretend That He Sees The Object Not For What It Is But For Something That He Would Like It To Be.

My Mind Is Not A Bed To Be Made And Remade.

New Year's Resolution: To Refrain From Saying Witty, Unkind Things, Unless They Are Really Witty And Irreparably Damaging.