Don't Pity Me Now, Don't Pity Me

The Worst Of Failure Of This Kind Is That It Spoils The Market For More Competent Performers.

New Year's Resolution: To Tolerate Fools More Gladly, Provided This Does Not Encourage Them To Take Up More Of My Time.

This Was An Actress Who, For Twenty Years, Had The World At Her Feet. She Kicked It Away, And The Ball Rolled Out Of Her Reach.

Theatre Director: A Person Engaged By The Management To Conceal The Fact That The Players Cannot Act.

Shaw's Plays Are The Price We Pay For Shaw's Prefaces.