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A Professional Is A Man Who Can Do His Job When He Doesn't Feel Like It. An Amateur Is A Man Who Can't Do His Job When He Does Feel Like It.

All I Want Is A Modest Place In Mr X's Good Reading, Miss Y's Good Writing, And That New Edition Of One Thousand Best Bits Of Recent Prose.

Shaw's Plays Are The Price We Pay For Shaw's Prefaces.

Theatre Director: A Person Engaged By The Management To Conceal The Fact That The Players Cannot Act.

To Force Myself To Earn More Money, I Determined To Spend More.