My Mind Is Not A Bed To

Theatre Director: A Person Engaged By The Management To Conceal The Fact That The Players Cannot Act.

The Englishman Can Get Along With Sex Quite Perfectly So Long As He Can Pretend That It Isn't Sex But Something Else.

The English Instinctively Admire Any Man Who Has No Talent And Is Modest About It.

The Worst Of Failure Of This Kind Is That It Spoils The Market For More Competent Performers.

All I Want Is A Modest Place In Mr X's Good Reading, Miss Y's Good Writing, And That New Edition Of One Thousand Best Bits Of Recent Prose.